Derek Jeter Is No Philip: Ranking Celebrities' Fake Starbucks Names in Order of Credibility

Wonder what gave it away? Derek Jeter apparently tried to pass himself off as a dude named Philip while ordering coffee at Starbucks in Greenwich Village yesterday, but is that so wrong? Chances are you don't give your real name at Starbucks, because no one does. The practice of baristas scrawling names on customers' cups has been around in some markets for a while and is now a more or less universal thing that only seems to have engendered a vast proliferation of fake coffee-customer names. The...